Trapped at Area 51

[Alien imprisoned at Area 51]

Help me! I am trapped inside Area 51 in building 483H
if you set up a xmitter on the ridge due south 400 feet
from the west corner and point it N17.53W at an elevation
of -14.832 degrees at least 4 watt signal at a frequency of
78.923412 mhz I will be able to transport myself out of this
hell hole of a cell where they have me imprisoned. Please
hurry. I only get internet access for an hour after lunch. TIA,

[Mr. 4X]

Post by Alien imprisoned at Area 51
Help me! I am trapped inside Area 51 in building 483H
if you set up a xmitter on the ridge due south 400 feet
from the west corner and point it N17.53W at an elevation
of -14.832 degrees at least 4 watt signal at a frequency of
78.923412 mhz I will be able to transport myself out of this
hell hole of a cell where they have me imprisoned. Please
hurry. I only get internet access for an hour after lunch. TIA,

Are you sure that you aren't posting from a psychiatric hospital instead?

[Muff Diver]

On Thu, 10 Jul 2003 21:48:13 +0000 (UTC), "Mr. 4X" <***@zvbrna.invalid.com> wrote:

:^) Alien imprisoned at Area 51 <***@area51.mil> wrote:
:^)
:^) > Help me! I am trapped inside Area 51 in building 483H
:^) > if you set up a xmitter on the ridge due south 400 feet
:^) > from the west corner and point it N17.53W at an elevation
:^) > of -14.832 degrees at least 4 watt signal at a frequency of
:^) > 78.923412 mhz I will be able to transport myself out of this
:^) > hell hole of a cell where they have me imprisoned.

added stuff: ???
:^) > Please
:^) > hurry. I only get internet access for an hour after lunch. TIA,



:^)
:^) Are you sure that you aren't posting from a psychiatric hospital instead?

You'd have to do a google search, maybe, but seems to be an exact copy of
a message posted to only two or three ng's about a year and a half ago or maybe two years
ago by now. Seems to me the nic was ***@area51.fu,

[Mike Combs]

Post by Muff Diver
You'd have to do a google search, maybe, but seems to be an exact copy of
a message posted to only two or three ng's about a year and a half ago or maybe two years

I remember a posting (much shorter and simpler than this one) which simply said
"Help, I'm being held prisoner at Area 51". I remember suggesting that maybe
the people behind the "Free Winona" T-shirts could make him a deal.
--
Regards,
Mike Combs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
We should ask, critically and with appeal to the numbers, whether the
best site for a growing advancing industrial society is Earth, the
Moon, Mars, some other planet, or somewhere else entirely.
Surprisingly, the answer will be inescapable - the best site is
"somewhere else entirely."

Gerard O'Neill - "The High Frontier"

[mc2003]

Two years ago? He's sure to have gotten out by now.

Post by Muff Diver
:^)
:^) > Help me! I am trapped inside Area 51 in building 483H
:^) > if you set up a xmitter on the ridge due south 400 feet
:^) > from the west corner and point it N17.53W at an elevation
:^) > of -14.832 degrees at least 4 watt signal at a frequency of
:^) > 78.923412 mhz I will be able to transport myself out of this
:^) > hell hole of a cell where they have me imprisoned.
added stuff: ???
:^) > Please
:^) > hurry. I only get internet access for an hour after lunch. TIA,
:^)
:^) Are you sure that you aren't posting from a psychiatric hospital instead?
You'd have to do a google search, maybe, but seems to be an exact copy of
a message posted to only two or three ng's about a year and a half ago or maybe two years